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Big spenders only. My games will enrich you incalculably & money ensures I am enriched at the same time. Simple math. No exceptions. 

Win/Lose games are archaic and unimaginative. Mutual increase is just as fun, trust me. 

Know the difference between tasteful darkness and full-on fuckery >>> I DO

Elon is automatically disqualified

Obviously must be 18+ (you’re most likely over 50)

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